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Dr. Strangelove!

The interview in "image" is, the intention, as widely distributed scattered among the German population. Why does Chancellor Merkel, in a spirit of ex-Chancellor Kohl, distributes its view of the concerns and needs of citizens and " TRANQUILISER and other warm thoughts " to help because of global warming to avoid frostbite.

IMAGE: Chancellor, now all publicly spoken of a possible end of the euro. Is it really so bad for our currency?

Angela Merkel: "On the contrary: He has proven to be very crisis-proof. And he will remain. I will do everything to ensure that the euro remains strong, and that we will succeed together with our partners in Europe, too. "

Where were you actually in the last two years, Ms Merkel? The € staggers from one crisis to the inside next. Greece, Ireland, Portugal, Spain ... until the crisis was also overtaken Germany and the lights go out permanently. Then allowed They carry the lamp. Oh sorry, you already do.

PICTURE: A majority of Germans would back to wish the D-Mark. Surprise you?

Merkel: "The euro is the last nine years, the success story of the growing together of Europe, much more than just a currency. We Germans have with our economy to benefit greatly from him, he assures us millions of jobs. We have every reason to defend him. "

So then Mrs. Merkel, you tell us about it, the" more "in the euro. Is that the way to the "more gross from net, I suspect a try. And think with our economy Now the company and the respective ruling cliques. And we owe the millions of jobs which require the existence of the euro, set equal to the table!

IMAGE: But the deeper crisis of confidence to stop at all?

Merkel: "Yes, it would help even if all 27 EU member countries favor closed it. At the EU summit, we will set strict rules by which we are to meet future crises. We VIEWING: The euro will be eligible for any of us. Speculators have no chance. "

Mrs Merkel, Sies should know if not, the EU countries are not the EURO countries, that you count 16

And the strict rules that want to introduce you, that is because: so far everything has been handled too lax? Aware about? And the speculators, of which you speak, these are among others, the market participants, which with its 750 billion euro rescue to cost us all time provide a "setback" ausbüglen have helped?

IMAGE: You say: The failure of the euro, Europe will fail. Is there really no alternative?

Merkel: "No reasonable alternative, anyway. Our influence and our success in the world are critically also to our strong common currency. "

Now, a strong currency is different. But you have probably already told your specialists. But the case law so you should be known.

BILD: Does it not at least a contingency plan?

Merkel: Look, it's a bit like the German unification. On the historic decision for the unit is in spite of all problems and painful cuts never been doubted. So it is today: We have opted for Europe and the euro. This was and remains correct.

How beautiful, how the world is so black and white divide can bunt. Let's stick to your bars, you were thinking of spectral analysis?

IMAGE: So there is no point to say where the federal government should: It's not even Germany can not shoulder the burden any longer.

Merkel: "The reverse is true. A collapse of the Euro-zone, already the removal of a small country from the euro would have serious consequences for Germany. "

And so you condemn the whole of Germany to the paymaster of Europe? And why is the disintegration of the euro zone make such serious problems, but where only 16 of the 27 euro countries have the euro? In the remaining countries € is it even without €! Then probably put something else behind their actions. Tell the truth for once!

BILD: What does that mean? then the pension or savings accounts in danger?

Merkel: "Our economy, especially exports would be in danger, with all that that than compliance. But since I exclude the case, I want him here not even imagine. "

Thanks for the accurate representation and also we were when it was still the D-Mark exporter. As explained by the


pensions and savings accounts? This will warm the pig heart, what is there anything more delicious to get. And I think you and your team have been working feverishly to how you can access as hearty.

IMAGE: Does your pledge from the recent financial crisis: "This saved the German's for sure."?

Merkel: "Yes, Mr. Steinbrück and what I have said two years ago is, and has indeed come true."

So, in fact. I come back to it soon, when the crisis will be held in such full force, but this time strikes outside the financial sector and bank holidays.

IMAGE: The Germans are currently used mainly to a debt-State crammed out after another and must always ultimately responsible to the taxpayer or paid.

Merkel: "moment. We give guarantees and yet nowhere have lost a single euro. A country such as Greece gets now under strict conditions after long-neglected reforms. The Greek government shows great courage while and I'm impressed with how she takes the population from these massive changes. "

Yes, the Greek population is so excited she can no longer hold on the seats .. . Let's see when that enthusiasm to Germany takes over.

PICTURE: If Greece can not but just need a debt restructuring, be deleted for the parts of the debt?

Merkel: confirm "All the experts that Greece and Ireland, the debt loads, ie interest and principal, can shoulder the long run. Maybe it was good to be times to remember the case of Opel, what was not written anything, how much that would cost the German taxpayer. Today, Opel is a normal company in the lap of General Motors. And the taxpayer has not lost, but helped to avoid an expensive crash. "

eradication? Now, however, hit 13, but please let these insults. Who pays that's already a foregone conclusion.

IMAGE: If the Germans say because of the increasingly large sums not rescue soon: This Europe we do not?

Merkel: "We are well in Germany come from the economic crisis because we were not afraid and people have shown great composure - even though the problems were not really small. This determination and confidence we need more now. To believe in Europe and the euro, deterred not to let himself, is already half the solution. "

Mrs. Merkel, the crisis has not even started yet. And the great serenity or better inertia in which you want to keep the people fits you well. But still, you had two years ago, give the guarantee that the deposits of Bank are safe. How does this fit the together? Yes, all should be prescribed and the blinkered belief that we can still improve in the church!

IMAGE: Not only the Greek government now requires "Euro Bonds", ie, joint debts and joint liability in the EU. Paymaster Germany - is the next step?

Merkel: "With so-called Euro Bonds would not eliminate the weaknesses in Europe, but only to all folded together. And indebted countries had no more pressure to bring their budgets in order. "

some order must be, you want to sell it?

IMAGE: Can you promise the Germans that are not euro bonds and joint debts?

Merkel: "I lead no discussions, pending does not work. So-called Euro Bonds are also consistent with the current non-EU agreements. But of course, the EU must develop further. "

Why not important that we're already in the middle? That's right, Mrs Merkel € bonds are already in the works, and you will definitely find a hair-raising statement with which you can turn on the the German people.

pattern: What?

Merkel: "The EU countries need to grow close together. The crisis has taught us that we are stronger when we coordinate better. We need more harmony in the economic and financial policy, a form of economic government in Europe on the basis of shared stability rules. "

So therefore the wind blows, the dismantling of Germany you want to operate. Even Article 20 Basic Law reads, Frau Merkel?

PICTURE: If you had not BEFORE the introduction of the euro have to settle?

Merkel: "At that time you have left out. Today we feel that the financial crisis forces us to new conclusions. "

It is not the conclusions of the financial crisis, but it is the plan of the elites.

PICTURE: In the debate is increasingly about the accusation that the Germans were allowed to make to be assured, almost cocky. Luxembourg Prime Minister Juncker accuses them "too simplistic" to think. Does the?

Merkel: "Jean-Claude Juncker and I spoke on the phone in detail and resolved the matter long ago. Where so much is going to play, even just once a role emotions ... "

How nice, a little soap opera is one of them.

IMAGE: ... There are really tough accusations, such as the word of the "German diktat".

Merkel: "Germany dictated anything to anyone. The fact that the assistance from the rescue are bound by strict regulations that we have all decided together. But I can understand the Greeks or the Irishman who must now live with their drastic austerity measures. Those who are from outside says it makes it necessary, and do not necessarily popular. Nevertheless, we must make the decisions and taken. "

For the benefit of the banks, not Mrs Merkel? What bonus did you actually get?

PICTURE: Must the EU were "German"?

Merkel: "The EU countries have robust economies, and most have already made on that path. We can also learn from other German a lot. Sweden, for example, again a balanced budget. Austria has a lower percentage of unemployed than we do. France has an aging Population more under control. "

France, has not yet no! there is there now a tax on aging? Some greyhounds have probably already discovered a tax loophole.

BILD: Is it particularly difficult for Germany to be in the position of the fittest and to give advice to others?

Merkel: "We are now once again the strongest economy in Europe and many look to us. Since I can not and will not ducking me. In the end it helps everybody. "

... look at us - down. Yes, then you do not ducking! Thanks for Merkel chatter!

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